Welcome to Escanaba

Come on in,
you're home

The Crooked Farmhouse is your warm, welcoming retreat in the heart of Escanaba — where every stay feels like a quiet moment at a friend's table, not just another hotel room.

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Escanaba

Upper Peninsula, MI

Comfort

& character

The Crooked Farmhouse exterior with warm evening lights

A truly memorable stay — warm, comfortable, and full of character.

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Warm interior of The Crooked Farmhouse with rustic furnishings

Our Story

Not a chain. Not a template.
Just a real place to rest.

The Crooked Farmhouse grew out of a simple belief: travelers deserve more than a sterile room with a key card. They deserve a space that feels lived-in, welcoming, and genuinely comfortable — like stepping into a home that's been thoughtfully cared for over years.

Located in Escanaba, Michigan, our farmhouse offers a peaceful retreat for families, couples, and solo travelers who want to experience the Upper Peninsula at their own pace. Whether you're here for the outdoor adventures, the quiet lakes, or just a break from the road, we'll make sure you arrive to something that feels like home.

Escanaba

Heart of the Upper Peninsula

Homey

Rustic comfort, modern care

Accommodations

Rooms built for real rest

Every room at The Crooked Farmhouse is designed with one thing in mind: you should sleep well, wake refreshed, and feel like you belong here.

Cozy bedroom with queen bed at The Crooked Farmhouse

Popular

The Farmhouse Suite

A spacious retreat with a queen bed, ample room to stretch out, and all the comforts of a home you'd actually want to stay in.

Queen Bed Free Wi-Fi Climate Control

Bright guest room at The Crooked Farmhouse

The Cedar Room

Warm, quiet, and thoughtfully furnished — perfect for a couple or a solo traveler looking for a peaceful night's sleep.

Double Bed Free Wi-Fi Work Desk

Family

The Great Room

Room to breathe for the whole family. Multiple sleeping arrangements, a relaxed atmosphere, and space that doesn't feel cramped.

Multiple Beds Free Wi-Fi Living Area

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What We Offer

The little things
that make a stay

We don't do over-the-top luxury that feels impersonal. What we do is make sure every detail you actually notice — the clean sheets, the working heat, the fast Wi-Fi, the quiet neighborhood — is exactly right.

Free High-Speed Wi-Fi

Stream, work, or just browse without frustration.

Prime Escanaba Location

Close to downtown, parks, and all the Upper Peninsula has to offer.

Home Kitchen Access

Prepare meals your way — because hotel food isn't always the move.

Quiet & Private

A peaceful setting where you can actually unwind and recharge.

Work-Ready Spaces

A proper desk, good lighting, and reliable internet for remote work.

Fresh Linens Daily

Crisp sheets, clean towels, and attention to the details that matter.

Comfortable living area with warm lighting at The Crooked Farmhouse

Find Us

Right in the heart of Escanaba

We're centrally located so you can walk to restaurants, shops, and the many outdoor adventures that make the Upper Peninsula worth visiting.

Get in Touch

Phone

(906) 330-0029

thecrookedfarmhouse@gmail.com

Address

Escanaba, Michigan

Explore the Area

Escanaba and the surrounding Upper Peninsula offer some of Michigan's most beautiful natural scenery and outdoor recreation.

Lake Superior Shoreline

Stunning freshwater beaches, hiking trails, and scenic drives along the world's largest lake.

Delta County Parks & Trails

Miles of hiking, biking, and snowmobiling trails right in your backyard.

Downtown Escanaba

Local shops, restaurants, and the vibrant community that makes this town special.

Porquis Point & Harbor

Waterfront views, bird watching, and a peaceful spot to watch the sunset.

Ready to Stay?

Your room at the
farmhouse is waiting

Whether it's a weekend escape, a business trip, or a chance to explore the Upper Peninsula, The Crooked Farmhouse is here to make your stay comfortable, convenient, and genuinely welcoming.

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Come on in, you're home

Not a chain. Not a template. Just a real place to rest.